I had to share this clip from last night's news. How stupid does a man have to be to rob a gas station when: A. everyone who works there already knows you well enough to recognize your voice even though your cleverly disguised with a towel on your head
B. you have to use a tree limb as a weapon
C. you have to drive away in your souped-up lawn mower
D. you bring along your fishin' pole
From the looks of this guy, he probably should have parked his get-away vehicle a little closer to the convenience store...doesn't look like he's been getting a whole lot of exercise in recent years. Maybe he was planning on joining Jenny Craig with the $200 haul he made off with before he was caught booking it up the highway on his tractor.