Wednesday, January 27, 2010

How to make your hubby jump out of his skin:

Step 1. Download a clip of the sound that is most guaranteed to freak him out.

**For example...my own hubby absolutely HATES the werewolf howl from American Werewolf in London. Nothing in this world gives him the creeps like that eery howl!**

Step 2. Wait until he's been working night shift for at least four days in a row.

**Because then he'll be extra exhausted, his sleep/wake times will be all screwed up and you can really mess with his head!**

Step 3. Sit in the living room and play on your laptop until he gets bored with facebook and falls asleep in his chair.

**It's a LOT more interesting watching a 6 foot tall man leap straight up in the air out of a Lazy Boy! I don't know why, but it is.**

Step 4. Turn up the volume on your laptop.

**Turn it way, way, WAY up...you want it to BLAST him awake! Trust me...much funnier this way.**

Step 5. Lean over quietly, so that the laptop speaker is close to his ear.

Step 6. Hit "play."

Step 7. Throw the laptop and RUN!

Push that button up there...go ahead...I dare you.

2 comments:

Kiy said...

Oh. Gosh.

You didn't really, did you?

If you did, you are a braver person than I am because ....

Paybacks.

And my hubby is the king. Plus, he is scared of nothing. Not.One.Thing. (Except for the usual losing his family, etc etc etc.) I meant in this way.

Seriously, did you really? Wow, I bow to you (and offer up the guest room to hide out in for awhile).

Cheers!

Jo said...

omg you are way too funny....and brave. next time set up a camera to show us the reaction lol