The other day the kids were swimming...or well, not so much swimming as diving for sticks, playing keep-away with a soccer ball, leaping off the diving board and causing general chaos in the water.
So Quatro had the soccer ball and was about to toss it at the Pip Squeak (whom he had already nailed right in the face many times...accidentally of course...and who had whined every time he had gotten hit.) He held the ball back over his head preparing to throw and shouted:
"I will NOT be held responsible for any phyiscal injuries or emotional trauma resulting from the outcome of this throw!"
Whatever happened to "Heads up!" ???