I know some of you faithful readers out there have dogs. Dogs that actually live in your houses. Dogs that at least TRY to do their business outside in the proper place.
All we're asking for is some advice.
Look at this face:
Lucy really wants to live inside with her pack or humans. She promises to try to learn correct potty behavior. She says she'll do whatever it takes so that she doesn't have to stay outside all summer with the mosquitoes and the butterflies. (Good Lord help us if she's still outside when the flying insects abound. She already barks at every leaf, bird and speck of dust that dares blow across our yard!)
Somebody email me a set of How-To-Potty-Train instructions. Or send me a book. I'll review it for you! We bought Lucy to be an insider, but we can't leave her for 25 seconds or fountains are flowing, people. What to do? My children weren't this difficult to train.