I've never seen this kid before in my life. I swear! And by the way, he dressed himself. And combed his own hair. And chose his own accessories.
And no, he didn't get into MY car looking like that.
No, he definitely didn't.
I wouldn't take MY children out in public that way.
Also, I have no idea why he has a cereal-box-room-protector-alarm-thing
hanging from his belt loop.
At least he's clean, people.