Darling Daughter wasn't feeling too well last night. At her request, her daddy made a fried egg sandwich and called her to the kitchen. She walked over to the counter, looked at her plate and exclaimed, "Daddy! You made my sandwich wrong side out?"
He had left the sandwich open so she could salt & pepper it as she wanted. Note the second piece of bread UNDER the first? That girl's going to have to call for take out when she grow's up!